December, 2017
January, 2018
Our prayers have been answered once again. We sold the old senior center building this week. So with demolition to begin on Monday, if you want pictures, do it as soon as possible.
Our all you can eat breakfast is January 27th. We will begin serving at 7:00 am until 10:00 am. Hope you can attend.
Don't forget that we will deliver a lunch to you, it would only take one phone call to 573-674-3558
To get that meal on it's way. Lunch is $4.00 and tastes so good, you'll think your grandma made it.
Stay tuned we are planning to have a big yard sale  sometime in March or April. There will be lots of good stuff.
We are having tai chi beginning every Monday, at 11:30 am for beginners, come for lunch and stay for this class just after lunch.
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of their home. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship.

 To no avail, she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice and making life unbearable for the farmer and his new bride. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that when ever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a reply.

Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "the women would say, 'what a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say: 

 'Sorry, I can't do it.

It's booked up for a year...

  • Proverbs 18:10 The name of the Lord is a strong tower; the righteous run into it and are safe.
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