I say it's about time the weather changes. Bring on spring time.
We are having a yard sale on May 3rd and May 4th. See you there!
On May 5th, come over to the Auction barn, the Bridgebuilders will be selling cheeseburgers with grilled onions and hot dogs. We would like to thank Buckner and Gately for letting us do their cook shack for them. All money we receive goes back into the senior center.
Bank day with Landmark Bank will be May 8th at 11:00 am. All congregate will get a free lunch. Thanks to Landmark Bank for their continued support.
May 3rd is the National Day of Prayer. We will not be serving breakfast on this day. See you on Friday.
Come on out for the jam session on Tuesday at 6:00 p.m. We're having lots of fun.
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
Hebrews 4:12 - For the word of God [is] quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and [is] a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.